Ex-mayor Blake Caravati Blathers to Charlottesville-Besancon in Private E-mail!
Pull up a chair y'all . . .
It's almost too much to bear. Almost. The first envoy arrived June 4, 2007:
To which Charlottesville-Besancon.com cheerfully replied on June 7th - stating a willingness to meet with the "stinky French cheese" man himself and would be open to discussing any matter of his concern, provided a tape recorder be present to save such a precious encounter for posterity 'n hilarity.
Held our collective breaths for a full two weeks... no reply... so to the blog-o-sphere it goes.
and now line for line....
"As I am sure you are aware there are numerous factual errors in your rendition about the origination of the Jumelage."
What a dummkopf (click here for pronuciation) statement. Here at Charlottesville-Besancon.com we spend hours researching the prats, pendejos, heros and hucksters of Charlottesville - hyperlinking their follies, adventures, and feats. Geeks to the core, we dig on getting our facts straight, and footnote/cite every story. Besides, the truth is MUCH funnier than anything our puny imaginations could come up with. Obviously if we were aware of ANY factual errors we would immediately correct such mistakes.
"It is these and only these that I would like to try to correct."
Send some links. Send some data. Put up or shut up... Stinky.
"I am sure that you agree this Jumelage, all jumelages, are good things for our City and Country."
So dense. Denser than dogwood. Denser than Osmium. Dense like a degenerate dwarf. No, Stinky, while some jumelages may not suck, the whole point is that this one does. It stinks. It reeks. It blows donkeys from up on high. It shoots defecated snicker bars into one's trousers.
"So if we maybe work together to tell both sides of the story fairly, we all will be the better for it."
Feeling better already... though you're encouraged to show us your data. Stinky is blustering because we have told our side of the story as a result of Mrs. Andrée "Show Me The Money" King proudly touting her/his/their side of the story all over Charlottesville, slandering and libeling to her heartless heart's content.
"I have absolutely no concern for the more lurid parts of your web page, although I think they are misplaced and have nothing to do with the Jumelage."
Au contraire, Stinky, the lurid bits have everything to do with this Jumelage. That is the point. Instead of thinking the outrageous behavior of Mrs. King is misplaced, Stinky thinks the reporting of the situation is misplaced. Yes, it is a lurid story. In fact, there's almost nothing about this Jumelage that is not lurid, detestable, rank, and bogus. Perhaps you'd have preferred some scribble on the $400,000 Free Speech Wall? That is soooo stinky, Stinky!
Seriously - google it. Yahoo it (both @ #1 at the time of this post). The private party you've thrown yourselves on everyone else's nickle is crashing and burning... we're bringing the marshmallows and graham crackers.
It's almost too much to bear. Almost. The first envoy arrived June 4, 2007:
"If, you have an opportunity in the coming weeks, I would like to speak with you about your Besancon-Charlottesville webpage. As I am sure you are aware there are numerous factual errors in your rendition about the origination of the Jumelage. It is these and only these that I would like to try to correct. I am sure that you agree this Jumelage, all jumelages, are good things for our City and Country. So if we maybe work together to tell both sides of the story fairly, we all will be the better for it. I have absolutely no concern for the more lurid parts of your web page, although I think they are misplaced and have nothing to do with the Jumelage. I will give you a call this week in hopes that we can arrange a time to speak . Hope all is well. Blake Caravati 434-242-7832"
To which Charlottesville-Besancon.com cheerfully replied on June 7th - stating a willingness to meet with the "stinky French cheese" man himself and would be open to discussing any matter of his concern, provided a tape recorder be present to save such a precious encounter for posterity 'n hilarity.
Held our collective breaths for a full two weeks... no reply... so to the blog-o-sphere it goes.
and now line for line....
"As I am sure you are aware there are numerous factual errors in your rendition about the origination of the Jumelage."
What a dummkopf (click here for pronuciation) statement. Here at Charlottesville-Besancon.com we spend hours researching the prats, pendejos, heros and hucksters of Charlottesville - hyperlinking their follies, adventures, and feats. Geeks to the core, we dig on getting our facts straight, and footnote/cite every story. Besides, the truth is MUCH funnier than anything our puny imaginations could come up with. Obviously if we were aware of ANY factual errors we would immediately correct such mistakes.
"It is these and only these that I would like to try to correct."
Send some links. Send some data. Put up or shut up... Stinky.
"I am sure that you agree this Jumelage, all jumelages, are good things for our City and Country."
So dense. Denser than dogwood. Denser than Osmium. Dense like a degenerate dwarf. No, Stinky, while some jumelages may not suck, the whole point is that this one does. It stinks. It reeks. It blows donkeys from up on high. It shoots defecated snicker bars into one's trousers.
"So if we maybe work together to tell both sides of the story fairly, we all will be the better for it."
Feeling better already... though you're encouraged to show us your data. Stinky is blustering because we have told our side of the story as a result of Mrs. Andrée "Show Me The Money" King proudly touting her/his/their side of the story all over Charlottesville, slandering and libeling to her heartless heart's content.
"I have absolutely no concern for the more lurid parts of your web page, although I think they are misplaced and have nothing to do with the Jumelage."
Au contraire, Stinky, the lurid bits have everything to do with this Jumelage. That is the point. Instead of thinking the outrageous behavior of Mrs. King is misplaced, Stinky thinks the reporting of the situation is misplaced. Yes, it is a lurid story. In fact, there's almost nothing about this Jumelage that is not lurid, detestable, rank, and bogus. Perhaps you'd have preferred some scribble on the $400,000 Free Speech Wall? That is soooo stinky, Stinky!
Seriously - google it. Yahoo it (both @ #1 at the time of this post). The private party you've thrown yourselves on everyone else's nickle is crashing and burning... we're bringing the marshmallows and graham crackers.
Labels: andrée king, blake caravati, degenerate dwarf, dummkopf, jumelage, lurid, osmium, pendejo, prat
3 Comments:
Sir: Would you prefer that Mrs. King had been exposed in a court of law rather than on the World Wide Web? In the State of Virginia, as we are sure you are aware, adultery is a Class 4 misdemeanor; slander and libel, is defined as (but not limited to) "Any person who shall falsely utter and speak, or falsely write and publish, or shall use grossly insulting language to any female of good character or reputation, shall be guilty of a Class 3 misdemeanor. As well, dissipation of assets (economic fault) occurs when "one spouse uses marital property for his own benefit and for a purpose unrelated to the marriage at a time when the marriage is undergoing an irreconcilable breakdown." Amburn v. Amburn, 13 Va. App. 661, 666, 414 S.E.2d 847, 850 (1992). Of course, no divorce occurred in spite of Mrs. King's vigorous efforts to that end. Your attitude confirms our suspicions that you have no interest in the moral fiber of the Charlottesville community or for that matter the Besançon community. Apparently the means justify the end and your associate's deplorable, illegal behavior is nothing more than business as usual. It is a sad commentary that your concern relates to the lurid nature of the presentation of the facts rather than the facts. Lurid it is. You prove our point that it is a small, self-appointed group of elites who are out of control, who care not that Mrs. King attempted to destroy a person in the most vicious manner for her personal gain as the Maven of the Jumelage. Please be advised that we have only scratched Madame King’s surface. As we are sure you are aware, there is so much more. Read it and weep.
Konban wa - Why are all your jumelages in Europe? It is not dirty in our cities like Besancon. We are very nice and clean. Ladies in Japan have very nice manners, do not say bad things, do not go with other ladies' gentlemen. Come to Kyoto. It is very, very nice.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEK! Kiss my little, furry mouse's butt - it smells better than stinky French cheese.
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