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Wednesday, August 1, 2007

I'M CACTUS RON


Hi i'm cactus ron and ima good lookin bad dude. I live in the real hell's kitchen (Death Valley) and race cars in the desert. i'm the fastest on the Mojave. I been lookin for a girl like toshiba grl. She is sweet and innocent and will look good riding in my cars with me. Toshiba girl you need to crash your computer and all those geeks where you live and come to the desert where we do some serious crashin. That aloha guy looks ok. We cook on fire outside and eat Peyote buttons and there very good for you. We eat mostly vegetables like you, once in a moon a prairie dog. I live in a tepee and have lots of mustangs. Fastest cars on the desert.  We have a tight community here and we want to make your home town our sister home town. its pretty nice here now only in the 90s and goes down to the 70s at night. You could get a good job at the test center. The girls here are like you not like those sluts in Charlottesville. Anybody tries any of that stuff and we burn em out. Nobody out here would go with that old bag Andrey. She dont even look good to eat. I seen desert goats lookin better than her. White people dont like it here anyway. My address is Cactus Don, Mojave, CA 93501 Write to me toshiba girl. 

1 Comments:

Aloha Ya'll said...

Whattup Cactus Ron! Join'n the party huh? gotta ask - how's the internet out in hell's kitchen? are ya'll on satellite or have you rigged up some old west virginia orchid (them huge satellite dishes)? bet you guys make some serious badass junkyard warin' machines out there - Rock on!

August 2, 2007 12:49 PM  

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