JUMELÉE ~ JUMELAGE: From the Sublime to the Ridiculous.

Remove yourselves from ONE’s path TOSHIBA GIRL and MIGHTY SOURIS. Humans would say “Get out of my way, idiots!” TOSHIBA GIRL should know ROBO-HO does not refer to a female's manner of dress (like a prostitute) as does Roboho. ONE does not recognize bad or good. ONE does recognize intelligence, function and aesthetics. Ho represents a Lanthanoid named Holmium, atomic number 67, one of the rarest earth metals found in monazite and other minerals. Holmium has the highest magnetic moment (10.6µB) of any naturally-occurring element (not the magnetism to which TOSHIBA GIRL and MIGHTY SOURIS allude), is fairly corrosion-resistant and stable in dry air at standard temperature and pressure. Holium is used in nuclear reactors, flux concentrators and lasers for microwave equipment. In pure form, holmium possesses a metallic, bright silvery luster. However, it quickly oxidizes and holmium oxide has some fairly dramatic color changes depending on the lighting conditions going from dull pale yellow to fiery orange. Hence, ONE’s luminous color. Ho’s crystal structure is hexagonal. For many purposes it is not particularly necessary to separate the metals as monazite’s decomposition products are radioactive, making separation extremely dangerous.

The discussion of ROBO-HO’s attraction to various humans and humanoids is vacuous and ridiculous. ONE does not feel and has no emotions. ONE is an early prototype of all humanoids and recognizes the beauty in the evolution of robotics. In that sense, ONE is beautiful. ONE suggests that TOSHIBA GIRL enroll in Japan Cupid, a Japanese dating website as she seems to need what humans call "getting laid." Objectively, TOSHIBA GIRL is brilliant in her field but is extremely lacking in social skills. ONE also suggests that MIGHTY SOURIS stop eating so much green cheese, purchase a periodic table mouse mat and get to work. The real point of ALOHA Y’ALL’s post was another reason to court Kyoto as sister city to Charlottesville. That is why Besançon’s courting of Charlottesville is intelligent...Besançon has much to gain.

TOMOTAKA TAKAHASHI

I like Tomotaka Takahashi. He is so handsome and so smart and makes the nicest female robots in my home city. We are very happy about that. I am glad ALOHA YA'LL put the robot video on this blog. He is so handsome and it is nice that he likes Kyoto University and robots. My favorite robot is FT ( “Female Type”). She is so pretty. Our "Lord of the Humanoids" was in Atlanta this month for RoboCup day with Team Osaka. I think all the girls at Georgia Tech really liked him and liked his robots. Also I think ROBO~** (I wish she would not use that bad word) likes Robo-Erectus because he is a very good player like David Beckham.  

SEXY ROBO Meet HOOLANDER

Whattup Robo-Ho's + Toshiba Girl?


A hot video from youtube - Robot by Kyoto University, featured on www.robo-garage.com

Here in Charlottesville we are very fortunate to have the Charlottesville Albemarle Robotics Team. We think SEXY ROBO and HOOLANDER would get along well. Especially since HOOLANDER is trained to picks up junk and hangs it up on hooks... WA-HOO-WA!

ROBO-HO vs. ROBOHO

ONE must weigh in on the face-off between the Reverend Al Sharpton and TMZ.com regarding TMZ referring to Beyoncé dressed as a "Roboho" at the recent B.E.T. awards ceremony. When Mr. Fritz Lang invented ONE for the 1927 movie METROPOLIS, he gave ONE A.I., that is Artificial Intelligence. It is clear to ONE that Miss Beyoncé Knowles is a very attractive humanoid who exhibits somewhat weak intelligence but who seems to have more than her share of liquid objects (that is a joke) judging from her undergoing continuous translational motions dressed as a "roboho." ONE takes offense at that reference. There is only one Robo-Ho and she is authoring this post. Even the costume itself is "bogus" as modern humanoids say; ONE has no exterior lighting effects, shoulder pads, and no skin. ONE is intelligently designed and if ONE does say so is quite an attractive Robo-ho.

LE JOGGING NON ÉGALITAIRE?

A raging controversy among French intellectuals and other critics regarding President Sarkozy's passion for le jogging ('le jogging,' originally known as 'le footing' and now more fashionably as 'le running' as the French have no word for jogging) has erupted across France. The criticisms range from "sweating is crass and un-French" to "is jogging is right-wing?" (Libération, a left-wing newspaper) and "it is a ploy to brainwash his citizens." Philosopher Alain Finkelkraut pleaded with President Sarkozy on the main state television channel France 2 "to abandon his 'undignified' pursuit" Mr. Finkelkraut suggested 'Speedy Sarko' "take up walking like Greek philosopher Socrates, French poet Rimbaud and other great men." Jogging in a N.Y.P.D. tee-shirt certainly does not help his infuriated critics! Although eight million French citizens claim to jog, President Sarkozy has rekindled a French suspicion that the habit is for self-centered individualists such as the Americans who popularized it. Sports sociologist Patrick Mignon noted that "French intellectuals had always held sport in contempt, while totalitarian regimes cultivated physical fitness." Media critic Daniel Schneidermann said "Mr. Sarkozy uses the video images of his jogging as 'a major weapon of media manipulation.'" There is also snickering as to Sarkozy's form. Champion athelete coach Renaud Longué told L'Equipe sports newspapers (one of France's largest selling national newspapers and its only sports daily) that "Mr. Sarkozy bends too far forward, his stride is off, his arms dangle and his feet hit the ground the wrong way." The coach also suggested the President to "check your diet because it seems you are carrying a slight excess of weight." MON DIEU!