Sarkozy is a genius, Obama is a slum bum.

Sarkozy, we in Charlottesville love you! Lesley Stahl got personal, and you got outta there - c'est finit! Sante! It's obvious Stahl was trying to get in your pants, her thin charade about your wife was clearly a ploy to discuss your behavior below the belt... what a slut! Anyhow, 60 minutes is a terrible show and only dummkopf's watch it. Your ratings are certain to rise up on both sides of the pond. Trust me, real American's don't ask about wives, girlfriends, or mistresses unless absolutely necessary - how declasse! Encore, Encore!

Obama - you showed up in C-ville with your white stretch limo and little blinking lights on the side. Big pimpin in the south, huh? Your welcome reception came from a punk "you bring an apology for that Virginia Tech trash talk?"
of course not. Your posse looked around sheepishly and you acted like nothing was said. Your ego could fill most rooms, and probably got a nice stroking at the amphitheater... if economic violence and physical violence are the same thing... well I got a $1 and it's like Axl Rose said "Get in the ring mfr"