Thank you, Lionel Estavoyer, you sucka

It's been almost four months since this site got an update. Knowing life and schedules it could have as easily been four years. Well here's to quality over quantity, and so to our wonderful readers we now may share the dirt, courtesy Lionel Estavoyer, who had the audacity to call the author of this site a coward in a short email sent June 3rd 2008

il suffit simplement d'un peu de courage pour inscrire un nom. Ca n'est pas plus compliqué. Et pour ma part, vous donner le mien ne me pose auun problème. Bonne journée. L.Estavoyer

And really, honestly my first thought was to write back some decent nominally clever response explaining why normal, rational, capable Internet literate humans often use aliases rather that their real names. And then Guns 'n Roses came on the radio. And that changes things.

ALOHA M. Estavoyer,

On the one hand I might read your catty email and reply politely in French to explain why placing one's name and other personal information on the Internet is not the best plan. I might cleverly devise some way to call you a full-blown (no pun intended) fool so quietly only a few, perhaps not even you, might hear it.

On the other hand, listen up sucker, you've been had. Chances are she sucked you off and now you're wondering what that itchy rash is and when it's going away. Could be herpes; it often flares up in the summer time and when emotions get hot, so try to stay cool and calm. I recommend you go to your local dealer and score something strong, you may need it. Swallow a double dose, have a beer, and Man Up.

All that aside next time you're in town let's meet up. Granted I won't be taking you to the C$O on my dollar (http://avenue.org/afc/BookFestival2005.html), perhaps Durty Nelly's though (http://durtynellyscville.com). And I promise not to kick your bitchy little ass.

ALOHA,
Anson D. Parker

So it's like that. Get in the ring.