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Michael Vick should have read this Cookbook

noreply@blogger.com (Aloha Ya'll) — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 13:26:00 +0000

There he is, king of the hill, one of the most exciting and well paid dudes on the turf. Trained to crush the skulls of his fellow fellas, and he's excellent at it. So for evening entertainment he watches small critters crush each other... no real surprise there. What really offends though is all that meat gone to waste. A perusal of PuppyBeef.com might have saved hundreds of hungry people - think of all that meat going to waste, it's a crying shame. Bosintang is a national favorite in Korea, and I really think that as part of his ongoing, seemingly endless penance, he should be made to cook up a few batches. There's a great looking recipe here and of course wikipedia's reference of cultural canine cuisine is extensive. In the mean time enjoy your reinstatement into the NFL and of course only bash human skulls from now on.... although word on the street has it KittyBeef.com is the next big thing...

oh yeah, and in case no one else has told you, Michael.... you're black. that's right, you're black, and while white boys may cock fight... you are not white. you are going to be made an example of.... now sic em'

SOLUTIONS - TYVEK TOWER

noreply@blogger.com (DALLIANCE) — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 19:35:00 +0000

The Landmark Hotel is creating lots of controversy in our fair City of Charlottesville. Opinion is weighted that in its present state the Hotel is a depressing eyesore. We at C-B.com have a different view. We love the look of the setting sun peeping through the steel girders at dusk and the appeal the building has as an industrial space like no other in the area. We say forget the luxury hotel with boutiques! Wouldn't it make a lot more sense as an industrial art complex using the mall accessible first-floor entry space as a gallery? One could envision the building as is with solar glass instead of walls, a system of smelting furnaces on every floor, centered in the building and a swimming pool on the roof.

This town is packed with insipid, uninspiring, slacker artists who dabble in finger-painting, trash art, and the like. We C'Villains are seldom exposed to monumental, industrial sculpture, metal casting or any other form of industrial art. What do we get? We get Councilman Satyendra Huja's Fart-In-Place. Nick Currie of the New York Times wrote in an article reviewing Ex-Alumix, a vast refurbished aluminum smelting factory in Bolzano, a city in the Italian Alps, "Who knew that abandoned work spaces could be so beautiful?" Manifattura Tabacchi, a decommissioned tobacco factory in Rovereto dating from 1854 now houses art and Industrial Art and Design was transformed from a burned-out store front on Minneapolis' northeast side. Buffalo's Grain Elevators: Wonders of Industrial Art are seen by many as distinguished works of industrial art. The old C&O coal tower would be a wonderful space if renovated. Unfortunately it's nothing more than a 'crack' tower for years and as a result, a double murderer once made it his home.

Creative thinking is in order or the Tyvek Tower is on the road to being a 'crack' hotel. Halsey Minor filed a breach of contract and fraud suit against Lee Danielson and Lee Danielson intends to counter-sue Halsey Minor. That could take years. In the meantime this little Dali-Domestica has a bird's-eye view from her rooftop garden of the setting sun peeping through the steel girders at dusk.

Overtime Over 72 - John McCain's Old

noreply@blogger.com (Aloha Ya'll) — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 01:40:00 +0000

"Do you know any 72 year olds who work overtime?" No preface as to why given, the question sparked a great bit of humor on the jobsite as folks tried to remember 'ole so and so... We came up with one guy 74 years old who still works, although no overtime.... NB - he was on vacation at the time of the interviews...

Seriously. Old short guy. Versus mature fit guy. The presidency is a physical thing. The toll it takes on a body is extreme. George Bush went into the office with a resting heartbeat of 43 - that of a collegiate athlete. Now he looks old too... So here are the woodies, roofies, pipes, diggers, stoneys, sparkies and the rest giving their two cents on a basic, simple question.

F the downtown mall project

noreply@blogger.com (Aloha Ya'll) — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 22:25:00 +0000

the short of it - go to http://www.mydowntownmall.com/contactus.htm and let them know their plan to spend 7.5 million on bricks and other b.s. is bogus.

CVille is gonna drop 7.5 million on downtown mall repairs... $200,000 a year would maintain it nicely - equivalent to 38 years...

Last time I went to a city hall meeting it was "well, we'd certainly like to put that $500 crosswalk in at Buford elementary school, to prevent kids from risking traffic accidents.... except we don't have the money right now. You understand, we can't spend the money if we don't have it..."

On the other hand maybe they're full of it...

Tell them to shut up and do as little as possible - they don't do too much well...

Remember the 10 million dollar visitor center - 6 million spent in planning....
3rd Street - one year to brick one block...
the $400,000 "free" speech wall...
Court Square - 2 years to renovate 2 blocks... over budget and FUBAR.
And now they're gonna repave and renovate the entire downtown mall in 5 months.

These jokers have already spent close to $1,000,000 planning this. Just picking themselves and having endless meetings and bagels and probably no less than a few gallons of coffee per person. $1,000,000 bucks. That is a lot of crosswalks for a lot of kids. That's one $1,000 laptop for 1,000 kids. That's money these fools have already spent - put the boo in boondoggle ....

http://www.mydowntownmall.com/contactus.htm

Thank you, Lionel Estavoyer, you sucka

noreply@blogger.com (Aloha Ya'll) — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 21:42:00 +0000

It's been almost four months since this site got an update. Knowing life and schedules it could have as easily been four years. Well here's to quality over quantity, and so to our wonderful readers we now may share the dirt, courtesy Lionel Estavoyer, who had the audacity to call the author of this site a coward in a short email sent June 3rd 2008

il suffit simplement d'un peu de courage pour inscrire un nom. Ca n'est pas plus compliqué. Et pour ma part, vous donner le mien ne me pose auun problème. Bonne journée. L.Estavoyer

And really, honestly my first thought was to write back some decent nominally clever response explaining why normal, rational, capable Internet literate humans often use aliases rather that their real names. And then Guns 'n Roses came on the radio. And that changes things.

ALOHA M. Estavoyer,

On the one hand I might read your catty email and reply politely in French to explain why placing one's name and other personal information on the Internet is not the best plan. I might cleverly devise some way to call you a full-blown (no pun intended) fool so quietly only a few, perhaps not even you, might hear it.

On the other hand, listen up sucker, you've been had. Chances are she sucked you off and now you're wondering what that itchy rash is and when it's going away. Could be herpes; it often flares up in the summer time and when emotions get hot, so try to stay cool and calm. I recommend you go to your local dealer and score something strong, you may need it. Swallow a double dose, have a beer, and Man Up.

All that aside next time you're in town let's meet up. Granted I won't be taking you to the C$O on my dollar (http://avenue.org/afc/BookFestival2005.html), perhaps Durty Nelly's though (http://durtynellyscville.com). And I promise not to kick your bitchy little ass.
ALOHA,
Anson D. Parker

So it's like that. Get in the ring.

sultan of slushee's wins election

noreply@blogger.com (Aloha Ya'll) — Sun, 03 Feb 2008 01:53:00 +0000

the sultan of slushees has won the city council election. c'est la vie

Sarkozy is a genius, Obama is a slum bum.

noreply@blogger.com (Aloha Ya'll) — Tue, 30 Oct 2007 00:44:00 +0000

Sarkozy, we in Charlottesville love you! Lesley Stahl got personal, and you got outta there - c'est finit! Sante! It's obvious Stahl was trying to get in your pants, her thin charade about your wife was clearly a ploy to discuss your behavior below the belt... what a slut! Anyhow, 60 minutes is a terrible show and only dummkopf's watch it. Your ratings are certain to rise up on both sides of the pond. Trust me, real American's don't ask about wives, girlfriends, or mistresses unless absolutely necessary - how declasse! Encore, Encore!

Obama - you showed up in C-ville with your white stretch limo and little blinking lights on the side. Big pimpin in the south, huh? Your welcome reception came from a punk "you bring an apology for that Virginia Tech trash talk?"
of course not. Your posse looked around sheepishly and you acted like nothing was said. Your ego could fill most rooms, and probably got a nice stroking at the amphitheater... if economic violence and physical violence are the same thing... well I got a $1 and it's like Axl Rose said "Get in the ring mfr"

BLAKE BACKS BA-DA-BOOM . . .

noreply@blogger.com (DALLIANCE) — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 00:36:00 +0000

This is an odd one; ex-mayor Blake "seen around town" Caravati appeared yesterday on George Loper's site holding a jar of "The Mayor's Own Marinara Sauce." We thought, well, maybe Blake is doing something positive with his Italian background by developing a tasty marinara sauce. WRONG. Providence, Rhode Island's ex-mayor Vincent "Buddy" A. Cianci, Jr. is the guy using "an adaptation of an old family recipe - a mix of tomatoes, onions, garlic, olive oil, peppers, herbs and carrots." Sounds delicious, all proceeds go to charity (a scholarship fund in the ex-mayor's name) and Buddy is touted as having been "widely credited for revitalizing the city’s economy and positive image." WHAT?

There are a few snags in Buddy's story. First elected in 1971, Buddy (aka The Prince of Providence) resigned from office in 1984, pleading no contest to a charge of assault and was reelected in 1991 with the campaign slogan, "He never stopped caring about Providence." REALLY? In April 2001, Buddy was indicted by the Feds on federal criminal charges of racketeering, conspiracy, extortion, witness tampering, and mail fraud. Prosecutors alleged that Buddy ran a criminal organization from his city hall office and code-named their investigation “Operation Plunder Dome.” He was acquitted of 26 of 27 charges and convicted of one charge of conspiracy, for which he spent five years in the federal pen. Buddy's sentence ended on July 28, 2007 and he will be eligible to run again as mayor, that is after his three year probation is satisfied. WHAT?

WHAT does this have to do with Charlottesville? Blake and Buddy are ex-mayors, of Italian heritage, and . . . ? Maybe it's Buddy's sense of humor; he once joked about coming out with other products such as Mayor’s Own Bread (MOB) but thought better of it, although Blake is not known for his sense of humor. Or maybe it's Buddy's sense of pride; he turned down the opportunity to sell his marinara sauce on HBO’s The Sopranos, saying “To accept would be to compromise the pride I have in my heritage, my ethnic background and my strong beliefs that bias against any individual or group is morally wrong.” Maybe it's because Blake and Buddy are Democrats (Bill Clinton and Al Gore love Buddy's sauce too). Or MAYBE Blake is "on the sauce" (we think not) which actually might not be bad. We recommend Old No. 7. In any event, we report this weird one and you decide.

CHARLOTTESVILLE SERIAL RAPIST ARRESTED!!!

noreply@blogger.com (DALLIANCE) — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 13:11:00 +0000

Well boys and girls the PERV is busted. We're partying hardy here in C'Ville! This proves our local cops are doing more than eating donuts. They staked this guy out and nailed him. He is a married man and father of four. Can you imagine how terrible his wife and children must be feeling right now? Pretty awful most assuredly; but the victims are no doubt feeling a lot better since this PERV is wearing stripes. Courtney Stuart of The Hook broke the story. Ms. Stuart discusses this story on WINA’s Charlottesville–Right Now with Coy Barefoot. Listen to the podcast from the Charlottesville Podcasting Network. Speaking of PERVS we at C-B.com have recently received information regarding a certain French Madame allegedly overheard bragging at a local party regarding an alleged 'affaire' with a seventeen year-old boy. We intend to research this serious charge and encourage the Madame to come forward and refute what is currently hearsay (she knows who she is). Our source is very credible but one never knows the motives someone may be harboring. We also encourage any brave person who has information regarding this alleged charge to come forward as we consider it to be extremely serious and profoundly disturbing. Any information regarding the victim will be kept confidential in light of his age. So buck up people and do the right thing!

SATYENDRA'S SUPA DUPA SLUSH FUND

noreply@blogger.com (Aloha Ya'll) — Thu, 02 Aug 2007 20:55:00 +0000

Who knew while we were balking over a $15,000 screw-up sculpture Ole' Saty was stinkin up C-ville with a $439,000 budget for him and his pals to party with. That's some serious wamoola!!! So who's on the take: at the top of the list - the Piedmont Housing Alliance (of which the Urban Turban is a board member). Habitat for (in)Humanity (the same fubar group that bought the only trailer park in town with plans to convert it into a bunch of cheesy condos).

So here's a rundown of this weeks quotes on Mr. Fart-in-Place...

"There was no controversy about the projects themselves - it had more to do with the process. . .It was very troubling to those of us in the room. . . [The fund] can't be only available to groups that happen to be the favorites of whoever happens to be administering the fund." - Councilor Dave Norris

"Nobody is trying to do anything backhanded, deal-making in the background of a smoke-filled room. . ." - PHA Executive Director Stu Armstrong

"I thought everybody knew about it. . ." - Habitat Executive Director and Committee Member Overton McGehee

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“If you’re going to have public art, the public needs a say.” - Councilor Kevin Lynch.

“If there’s going to be citizen art, there should be a public art competition.” - Councilor Kendra Hamilton.

"The design didn’t really excite me.” - Mayor David Brown

“It was reviewed by a jury of peers who know art and they thought it was a wonderful idea,” wannabe councilor Huja.... sure they did, right. Listen up pud - go jerk it somewhere else.

This reporter thinks ole F.I.P.'s statue is lookin' like an R.I.P. headstone...

I'M CACTUS RON

noreply@blogger.com (CACTUS RON) — Wed, 01 Aug 2007 20:35:00 +0000

Hi i'm cactus ron and ima good lookin bad dude. I live in the real hell's kitchen (Death Valley) and race cars in the desert. i'm the fastest on the Mojave. I been lookin for a girl like toshiba grl. She is sweet and innocent and will look good riding in my cars with me. Toshiba girl you need to crash your computer and all those geeks where you live and come to the desert where we do some serious crashin. That aloha guy looks ok. We cook on fire outside and eat Peyote buttons and there very good for you. We eat mostly vegetables like you, once in a moon a prairie dog. I live in a tepee and have lots of mustangs. Fastest cars on the desert. We have a tight community here and we want to make your home town our sister home town. its pretty nice here now only in the 90s and goes down to the 70s at night. You could get a good job at the test center. The girls here are like you not like those sluts in Charlottesville. Anybody tries any of that stuff and we burn em out. Nobody out here would go with that old bag Andrey. She dont even look good to eat. I seen desert goats lookin better than her. White people dont like it here anyway. My address is Cactus Don, Mojave, CA 93501 Write to me toshiba girl.

JUMELÉE ~ JUMELAGE: From the Sublime to the Ridiculous.

noreply@blogger.com (ROBO-HO) — Mon, 23 Jul 2007 12:51:00 +0000

Remove yourselves from ONE’s path TOSHIBA GIRL and MIGHTY SOURIS. Humans would say “Get out of my way, idiots!” TOSHIBA GIRL should know ROBO-HO does not refer to a female's manner of dress (like a prostitute) as does Roboho. ONE does not recognize bad or good. ONE does recognize intelligence, function and aesthetics. Ho represents a Lanthanoid named Holmium, atomic number 67, one of the rarest earth metals found in monazite and other minerals. Holmium has the highest magnetic moment (10.6µB) of any naturally-occurring element (not the magnetism to which TOSHIBA GIRL and MIGHTY SOURIS allude), is fairly corrosion-resistant and stable in dry air at standard temperature and pressure. Holium is used in nuclear reactors, flux concentrators and lasers for microwave equipment. In pure form, holmium possesses a metallic, bright silvery luster. However, it quickly oxidizes and holmium oxide has some fairly dramatic color changes depending on the lighting conditions going from dull pale yellow to fiery orange. Hence, ONE’s luminous color. Ho’s crystal structure is hexagonal. For many purposes it is not particularly necessary to separate the metals as monazite’s decomposition products are radioactive, making separation extremely dangerous.

The discussion of ROBO-HO’s attraction to various humans and humanoids is vacuous and ridiculous. ONE does not feel and has no emotions. ONE is an early prototype of all humanoids and recognizes the beauty in the evolution of robotics. In that sense, ONE is beautiful. ONE suggests that TOSHIBA GIRL enroll in Japan Cupid, a Japanese dating website as she seems to need what humans call "getting laid." Objectively, TOSHIBA GIRL is brilliant in her field but is extremely lacking in social skills. ONE also suggests that MIGHTY SOURIS stop eating so much green cheese, purchase a periodic table mouse mat and get to work. The real point of ALOHA Y’ALL’s post was another reason to court Kyoto as sister city to Charlottesville. That is why Besançon’s courting of Charlottesville is intelligent...Besançon has much to gain.

TOMOTAKA TAKAHASHI

noreply@blogger.com (TOSHIBA GIRL) — Mon, 23 Jul 2007 00:30:00 +0000

I like Tomotaka Takahashi. He is so handsome and so smart and makes the nicest female robots in my home city. We are very happy about that. I am glad ALOHA YA'LL put the robot video on this blog. He is so handsome and it is nice that he likes Kyoto University and robots. My favorite robot is FT ( “Female Type”). She is so pretty. Our "Lord of the Humanoids" was in Atlanta this month for RoboCup day with Team Osaka. I think all the girls at Georgia Tech really liked him and liked his robots. Also I think ROBO~** (I wish she would not use that bad word) likes Robo-Erectus because he is a very good player like David Beckham.

SEXY ROBO Meet HOOLANDER

noreply@blogger.com (Aloha Ya'll) — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 03:57:00 +0000

Whattup Robo-Ho's + Toshiba Girl?

A hot video from youtube - Robot by Kyoto University, featured on www.robo-garage.com

Here in Charlottesville we are very fortunate to have the Charlottesville Albemarle Robotics Team. We think SEXY ROBO and HOOLANDER would get along well. Especially since HOOLANDER is trained to picks up junk and hangs it up on hooks... WA-HOO-WA!

ROBO-HO vs. ROBOHO

noreply@blogger.com (ROBO-HO) — Mon, 16 Jul 2007 12:38:00 +0000

ONE must weigh in on the face-off between the Reverend Al Sharpton and TMZ.com regarding TMZ referring to Beyoncé dressed as a "Roboho" at the recent B.E.T. awards ceremony. When Mr. Fritz Lang invented ONE for the 1927 movie METROPOLIS, he gave ONE A.I., that is Artificial Intelligence. It is clear to ONE that Miss Beyoncé Knowles is a very attractive humanoid who exhibits somewhat weak intelligence but who seems to have more than her share of liquid objects (that is a joke) judging from her undergoing continuous translational motions dressed as a "roboho." ONE takes offense at that reference. There is only one Robo-Ho and she is authoring this post. Even the costume itself is "bogus" as modern humanoids say; ONE has no exterior lighting effects, shoulder pads, and no skin. ONE is intelligently designed and if ONE does say so is quite an attractive Robo-ho.

LE JOGGING NON ÉGALITAIRE?

noreply@blogger.com (DALLIANCE) — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 12:50:00 +0000

A raging controversy among French intellectuals and other critics regarding President Sarkozy's passion for le jogging ('le jogging,' originally known as 'le footing' and now more fashionably as 'le running' as the French have no word for jogging) has erupted across France. The criticisms range from "sweating is crass and un-French" to "is jogging is right-wing?" (Libération, a left-wing newspaper) and "it is a ploy to brainwash his citizens." Philosopher Alain Finkelkraut pleaded with President Sarkozy on the main state television channel France 2 "to abandon his 'undignified' pursuit" Mr. Finkelkraut suggested 'Speedy Sarko' "take up walking like Greek philosopher Socrates, French poet Rimbaud and other great men." Jogging in a N.Y.P.D. tee-shirt certainly does not help his infuriated critics! Although eight million French citizens claim to jog, President Sarkozy has rekindled a French suspicion that the habit is for self-centered individualists such as the Americans who popularized it. Sports sociologist Patrick Mignon noted that "French intellectuals had always held sport in contempt, while totalitarian regimes cultivated physical fitness." Media critic Daniel Schneidermann said "Mr. Sarkozy uses the video images of his jogging as 'a major weapon of media manipulation.'" There is also snickering as to Sarkozy's form. Champion athelete coach Renaud Longué told L'Equipe sports newspapers (one of France's largest selling national newspapers and its only sports daily) that "Mr. Sarkozy bends too far forward, his stride is off, his arms dangle and his feet hit the ground the wrong way." The coach also suggested the President to "check your diet because it seems you are carrying a slight excess of weight." MON DIEU!

KYOTO AS SISTER CITY?

noreply@blogger.com (TOSHIBA GIRL) — Sat, 23 Jun 2007 13:49:00 +0000

Our city was not bombed in 1945 because our city was so beautiful and historic. The Americans also did not send any other kinds of bombs. Our shrines, temples, gardens are palaces are still standing. Kyoto is a city on the island of Honshu. We have many mountains on our island like the Hida, the Kiso and the Akaishi called by tourists the Japanese Alps. Tourists like our alps because of the alpine weather. Also our island has the volcano Fuji mount which is famous. We have also lakes on our island and grow much rice, fruit and very special vegetables. Kyo yasai are traditional vegetables in Kyoto. They have unusual shapes, vivid colors and are very nutritional. For these reasons Kyoto vegetables are highly valued and Kyoto is famous for our cuisine. Our island has lakes and rivers like river Shinano which is the longest river in Japan. Kyoto is very, very old. We are a UNESCO world heritage site called the Historic Monuments of Ancient Kyoto. The first human beings were here in 10,000 BC. We hosted the conference on greenhouse gas emissions in 1997. Companies like Kyocera, Murata and Nintendo are in Kyoto. Kyoto University is one of the top universities in our country like the University of Virginia. Kyoto Institute of Technology is also very famous like Virginia Polytechnic Institute. Our only sister city in the United States is Boston and we would like Charlottesville to be sister city of Kyoto.

Ladies in Kyoto are treated very special, not like in Tokyo. Even Kyoto geisha would not involve in the vulgar conversation as Tokyo geisha. Geisha is a lady who is skilled in dance, music and especially artful, erotic conversation. It was in Kyoto's Shimabara pleasure neighborhood that "ukiyo" or floating world was named. We do not think Mr. Caravati would like Kyoto. We are much different from Americans. Confrontation is frowned upon and avoided in Japanese society, especially with ladies. We would like your nice ladies to come to Kyoto. Thank you.

Ex-mayor Blake Caravati Blathers to Charlottesville-Besancon in Private E-mail!

noreply@blogger.com (Aloha Ya'll) — Sun, 17 Jun 2007 21:41:00 +0000

Pull up a chair y'all . . .

It's almost too much to bear. Almost. The first envoy arrived June 4, 2007:

"If, you have an opportunity in the coming weeks, I would like to speak with you about your Besancon-Charlottesville webpage. As I am sure you are aware there are numerous factual errors in your rendition about the origination of the Jumelage. It is these and only these that I would like to try to correct. I am sure that you agree this Jumelage, all jumelages, are good things for our City and Country. So if we maybe work together to tell both sides of the story fairly, we all will be the better for it. I have absolutely no concern for the more lurid parts of your web page, although I think they are misplaced and have nothing to do with the Jumelage. I will give you a call this week in hopes that we can arrange a time to speak . Hope all is well. Blake Caravati 434-242-7832"

To which Charlottesville-Besancon.com cheerfully replied on June 7th - stating a willingness to meet with the "stinky French cheese" man himself and would be open to discussing any matter of his concern, provided a tape recorder be present to save such a precious encounter for posterity 'n hilarity.

Held our collective breaths for a full two weeks... no reply... so to the blog-o-sphere it goes.

and now line for line....

"As I am sure you are aware there are numerous factual errors in your rendition about the origination of the Jumelage."

What a dummkopf (click here for pronuciation) statement. Here at Charlottesville-Besancon.com we spend hours researching the prats, pendejos, heros and hucksters of Charlottesville - hyperlinking their follies, adventures, and feats. Geeks to the core, we dig on getting our facts straight, and footnote/cite every story. Besides, the truth is MUCH funnier than anything our puny imaginations could come up with. Obviously if we were aware of ANY factual errors we would immediately correct such mistakes.

"It is these and only these that I would like to try to correct."

Send some links. Send some data. Put up or shut up... Stinky.

"I am sure that you agree this Jumelage, all jumelages, are good things for our City and Country."

So dense. Denser than dogwood. Denser than Osmium. Dense like a degenerate dwarf. No, Stinky, while some jumelages may not suck, the whole point is that this one does. It stinks. It reeks. It blows donkeys from up on high. It shoots defecated snicker bars into one's trousers.

"So if we maybe work together to tell both sides of the story fairly, we all will be the better for it."

Feeling better already... though you're encouraged to show us your data. Stinky is blustering because we have told our side of the story as a result of Mrs. Andrée "Show Me The Money" King proudly touting her/his/their side of the story all over Charlottesville, slandering and libeling to her heartless heart's content.

"I have absolutely no concern for the more lurid parts of your web page, although I think they are misplaced and have nothing to do with the Jumelage."

Au contraire, Stinky, the lurid bits have everything to do with this Jumelage. That is the point. Instead of thinking the outrageous behavior of Mrs. King is misplaced, Stinky thinks the reporting of the situation is misplaced. Yes, it is a lurid story. In fact, there's almost nothing about this Jumelage that is not lurid, detestable, rank, and bogus. Perhaps you'd have preferred some scribble on the $400,000 Free Speech Wall? That is soooo stinky, Stinky!

Seriously - google it. Yahoo it (both @ #1 at the time of this post). The private party you've thrown yourselves on everyone else's nickle is crashing and burning... we're bringing the marshmallows and graham crackers.

CONSPIRACY?

noreply@blogger.com (DALLIANCE) — Thu, 14 Jun 2007 03:28:00 +0000

From Wnhowel@aol.com - "I've stumbled across your website, and I
am confused: what is the nature of the conspiracy that you say you
have uncovered? There are many insinuations about money, but I
don't follow as to who is raking in the cash, and how. Can you clarify?"

Festival of the Photograph vs Salon de l'Erotisme - Prudes v Perverts

noreply@blogger.com (Aloha Ya'll) — Mon, 11 Jun 2007 16:26:00 +0000

Charlottesville's Festival of the Photograph went through with only a few minor hitches... seems some gorilla was peeking at Besancon's Salon de l'Erotisme and got a bit excited.... this is hard to watch. Ya gotta give some to Besancon for their in-your-face hedonism and Las Vegas style promotion.... not much though. Frankly the prudes who get scared when their kids see a monkey with a hard-on should take a trip to the Natural Bridge Zoo, or visit a goat farm... maybe take notes (no pictures, huh?) ... as for team Besancon... no question ya'll are winning the freakshow, meanwhile Charlottesville's hedonist crew represents with a bit more class a la Shentai Carnival...

meanwhile try to imagine the Paramount theatre hosting one of these.... fun for the whole fubar family...

COMMENTS . . .

noreply@blogger.com (DALLIANCE) — Mon, 26 Mar 2007 14:43:00 +0000

Please feel free to comment freely hopefully germane to our site. Also, send us your blog and/or web link for listing under the villes partenaires of your choice. It's a beautiful day in Avalon!

BONJOUR . . . BONSOIR!

noreply@blogger.com (DALLIANCE) — Sat, 24 Mar 2007 23:16:00 +0000

Welcome citizens of Besançon and Charlottesville and L'Monde. . . here we meet and party!